The
Cop Column
February,
2005
Sgt.
Rick Hord, Public Information Officer
Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office
“Dumb
Crook” stories are popular. Here are a few from 2004… every one of them from our
files at the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office:
10-The 23 year old car burglar, caught
after a 2:00 AM traffic stop. In plain view on the front seat of his 1998
Nissan was the one item reported stolen ten minutes earlier: a pair of leopard
print fur covered handcuffs. (Offense # 04-2636)
9-The 26 year old woman who “keyed” a
car at Wal-Mart a few days before Thanksgiving. The prime parking space she
coveted, but didn’t get, was directly in view of the security camera.
(04-13573)
8- The mom in Destin who grounded her 13-year-old
daughter for poor grades. The daughter told
the cops her mom sometimes locks herself in her room… and the room smells
funny. The mother now has her own trouble in the legal system for marijuana.
(04-13564)
7- The 14 year old Crestview girl who
went to the kitchen, returned with a knife, and attacked her brother. She told
Deputies he and two cousins were laughing too much. (04-15065)
6-The Fort Walton Beach man who took
his old vacuum cleaner to a store and traded it in on a newer model. He forgot
to remove the pound of marijuana hidden in the old Bissel. (04-1788)
5-The two employees of a pizza
restaurant who kidnapped a giant inflatable “Spongebob Squarepants” from Burger
King. The other pizzeria employees
figured out in a hurry who put Spongebob on their roof. (04-13443)
4-The student from Tennessee who ran
naked down a hotel hallway, then urinated on the wall and carpet. He told a
Deputy he thought he was in the bathroom at his room… which turned out be at
another hotel, four blocks down the road. (04-4698)
3-The 22 year old Crestview man who
knew he’d be in trouble if he got caught driving on a suspended license. When
he saw blue lights ahead on Highway 90, he made a quick turn onto a side street.
In his haste to avoid the Deputy he saw, he crashed into one he hadn’t.
(04-14153)
2-The robber who got worse with
practice. A 36 year old Fort Walton Beach man tried three holdups within seven
hours. The first netted him $50 and a carton of Marlboro Lights. He left the
second store empty-handed after the clerk told him she had tripped a silent
alarm. He changed his mind about robbing store number three because the clerk,
tipped off by an alert citizen, was on the phone with the Sheriff’s Office when
he walked in the door. Deputies were waiting for him on his way out. (04-7694)
1-Not the biggest crime… but, perhaps
Okaloosa County’s dumbest crook of 2004 is the 17 year old Niceville boy who selected
13 magazines from a store in Destin, then told several employees he would show
them how easy it is to steal from their store. They showed him how easy it is
to catch a dumb crook. (04-13278)
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